“The CIA, The FBI, and the MACC are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The US President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no luck they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

Finally the MACC goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten wild boar.
The wild boar is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!"”

I guess CIA and FBI is well know. But I am not sure what MACC stands for. Therefore I go on to search the Internet, and most of the results are in relation to “Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission”. So the joke might most likely referring to this or something else. You have the conclusion, not me. Otherwise I maybe sued for just joking.

The day after badminton session, visited a cafe in Kuchai Entrepreneur Park. Found this cold joke on the bulletin board:

“1 man go to canteen and ordered nasik lemak. Nasi lemak habis. Order kari mee, pun habis! He said ‘Kan ni Lao bu!!!’. The boy said: “boss, kari lembu pun habis lah.””

Who posted it? Possible to find the guy or gal or not leh? By long tail with the Internet, it is possible to find if this post is shared and shared among each other, I wish. Then it proven that the Internet is really a powerful force that could continually change how the world is. Hope to have your support to prove it.