Just Have Fun…
Not sure who holds the original copyright of this joke, but is is fun… and the Internet is meant for sharing funs.
“The CIA, The FBI, and the MACC are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The US President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no luck they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Finally the MACC goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten wild boar.
The wild boar is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!"”
I guess CIA and FBI is well know. But I am not sure what MACC stands for. Therefore I go on to search the Internet, and most of the results are in relation to “Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission”. So the joke might most likely referring to this or something else. You have the conclusion, not me. Otherwise I maybe sued for just joking.
Undi iKDN – Survey on Ministry of Home Affairs Website
I have just came across this survey conducted on the press release website of Malaysian Ministry of Home Affairs.
I am sorry, the website is only in Bahasa Malaysia. I can’t find any links for other language version, so I suspect there is none.
The website claims that medias could freely take any of the material from the website for their publication, therefore I think it should not be a problem if I just take the survey conducted here as material for my writings. Anyway, the disclaimer also said that you should be informed that this material is taken from: http://www.ikdn.org/ and http://www.ikdn.gov.my/. Ok, done. Again, it’s only Bahasa Malaysia version.
The survey is pretty interesting though. For example, looking at the first question. It says “dengan lanskap semasa Malaysia, adakah anda merasa…?” (based on current Malaysian landscape (situation), you feel that…?”). The 3 options are: – Safe, – Not Safe, – Not Sure.
The results are:
Like what you expected? Well, this is not some what a scientifically validated survey. So don’t be so serious about the results.
But when talking about public safety, I would like to just share, we should feel glad that we are in Malaysia. Just now when I passed by SS 2, Petaling Jaya. (for those that not sure where it is, click here). I really feel proud that we have all this:
In total we have more than 10 patrol cars there. It should be good enough to cover our areas and make sure that criminals rate is always lower than safety level. But why the results shows contradict answer? Is that because our people are too emotional, and always see things without objective judgment? What do you think of it? Don’t forget to go through the whole few questions on iKDN website then.
Additional info:- In any emergency case you need to know where SS 2 police stations is, refer to this (the circle):
